Chris Martin Sleeping On The Street After Row With Gwyneth

December 13th, 2007 // 11 Comments

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

OK, so the headline was a lie, but all the tabloids are doing it, so why can’t I? Rumors of martial discourse between Gwyneth Paltrow and hubby, Chris Martin, appear to be poppycock. Why are you looking at me so strangely? I use the words “row” and “poppycock” all the time. You don’t have to be British to talk British. Duh. Even though the two seemed to be going through growing pains in their relationship during the filming of Gwyneth’s movie, “Iron Man,” with reports of fights in her dressing room, the two were spotted recently, enjoying a lovely lunch last week at the BLT Fish in Union Square. And if you were thinking that by the end of this post, I would have explained Why Chris appeared to be homeless and sleeping on the ground in public, you would have been sorely mistaken.

Photos: WENN

More photos of Gwyneth Paltrow on set are after the jump.

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Photos: WENN

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. jbonz

    I’m looking at you strangely because you used the word “martial”.
    Are they using Karate to kick the shit out of each other?
    Also, “discourse” is dialogue; are they just talking about kicking the shit out of each other with karate?

  2. Constancia

    LOL I was thinking the same thing. I think she meant to say marital dischord. :-P

  3. DruNken LauRen

    ya’ll need to take a step back and recognize, my girl Lisa is banking and you???

    be easy on the girl, like you all never made a mistke in your life….

  4. suzanne

    Ah, Constancia .. that would be DISCORD……..!

  5. Suzanne

    Incidentally, the pic is og him sleeping on a ferry from one of the outer Scottish islands to the mainland – his uncle died and he raced up for the funeral.

  6. meh

    “martial discourse”? Conversations about the military? Or, did you actually mean “marital discord”, ie, fighting? ;)

  7. chase

    looking strangly no just mad because i wasted my time reading your post! If you were gonna be a tease you shoulda kept your lil tid bit to yourself. I hope you dont profit off hits to your page bcause if you do i want a refund. FAKER

  8. chase

    looking strangly no just mad because i wasted my time reading your post! If you were gonna be a tease you shoulda kept your lil tid bit to yourself. I hope you dont profit off hits to your page bcause if you do i want a refund. FAKER

  9. chase

    looking strangly no just mad because i wasted my time reading your post! If you were gonna be a tease you shoulda kept your lil tid bit to yourself. I hope you dont profit off hits to your page bcause if you do i want a refund. FAKER

  10. chase

    looking strangly no just mad because i wasted my time reading your post! If you were gonna be a tease you shoulda kept your lil tid bit to yourself. I hope you dont profit off hits to your page bcause if you do i want a refund. FAKER

  11. Ter

    I believe they are broke up and she is just embarrass about it.

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