Owen Wilson Is Into The Environment, Likes Boobs

June 12th, 2007 // 5 Comments

Heh. Maybe this guy IS funny. Owen Wilson thought green as went to check out some bod at Scores in NYC. He pulled up on a bicycle! Hot. Did he drive a stripper home on the handlebars?

Owen Wilson might be the first-ever customer who pedaled up to Scores West Side on a mountain bike. Wilson parked his two-wheeler at the mammary mecca’s check room and then sat down to enjoy the topless talent. “After a few hours, he said he was meeting friends at another club to bring back to Scores and could he leave the bike. They said, ‘No problem,’ ” our spy reports. “It was a fun night for him – Scores, regular clubs, then Scores again.”

Is driving a bicycle drunk illegal? Probably. If not, it’s what I’m taking to the barroom next time so those damn cops stop trying to pull me over when I Nicole Richie it on the freeway. Fascist pigs. I think having a bike rack outside of a peeler bar is totally progressive. They should also have a dog run and an area for playdates for toddlers so daddies can park the tykes and enjoy the talents of Tina Jacuzzi and friends. Let’s gentrify EVERYTHING!


By J. Harvey

  1. nanc'

    Yep, in most states you can still get a DUI for driving a bike drunk. Call a cab!

  2. What nanc’ said. I’ve known people who’ve gotten DUIs on everything from bikes to riding mowers.

  3. Zekers

    I saw one recently: a guy was golfing and realized that he was late for a wedding that he was in so, he jumped into one of the courses golf carts and took off down the road to the church. Unfortunately, he was pretty drunk, crashed the golf cart and had to endure a sobriety test…which he did not pass! Off to jail! How embarrassing-missed the wedding!

  4. I don’t know about you kids, but all i have running through my head while i look at these pictures is “….and you’re little dog too!”

  5. Charlotte

    Hahaha, Clarisse, I was thinking the same thing… what’s up with that bike? It’s so…not something I would expect a rich, famous actor to be riding. It’s a no-speed. Just needs a bell and the streamers coming out of the handlebars.

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