Owen Wilson’s Beer-Tail Therapy

May 20th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

Habitual heartbreaker, Kate Hudson, broke off her relationship with Owen Wilson and to console himself, he’s hit up the strip club. On his down time from filming his film Marley and Me, the shaggy-haired actor popped into a Philadelphia strip club, watched some hockey, drank beer and checked out some half-naked chicks, blondes mostly.

According to a Kate Hudson lookalike who performed private dances for Wilson in an VIP lounge, “People tell me I look like Kate, and it didn’t bother him at all.” However, a different dancer implied that Owen seemed distant, “He seemed to have other things on his mind. Usually, my 36D boobs can hypnotize anyone – but his mind was elsewhere.” Aww, he wasn’t thinking about big boobs – he was thinking about Kate’s.

Meanwhile, Kate’s coping mechanism seems to be to start dating again almost immediately. Lance seems kind of douchey. If she’s going to rebound with him so soon after her break-up, then they deserve each other.

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

By Lisa Timmons
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