Oscar Dresses – The Good

March 1st, 2005 // 8 Comments


Fabulous tits.

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. mso

    I liked the top of Salma’s dress, but the bottom was tacky and just made her look even shorter, and wasn’t exactly slimming.
    Halle: Not bad, but not interesting either.

    I think Cate Blanchett’s dress was the best, though I’ll probably get slammed for saying this. Gorgeous, interesting design and she’s one of the very few that dared wear COLOUR and weren’t in drab, strapless mermaid dresses… Slight improvement over last year’s couture band-aids, but still boring. And whatever people say about blondes in yellow, it’s a question of finding the right tone and blanchett’s dress was the perfect canary.

  2. ap

    I, too, loved the cate blanchett dress, i thought she was this years best dressed. i’m sorry to disagree with you, miu, but i have to say…….i HATED halle berry’s whole look. the dress makes her tits look askew and, wait a minute, didn’t we just see this same look on her about a week ago?? also, her hair is hideous.
    i loved natalie portman’s look, however, and i think that scarlett johannsen can pull of anything. you wanna talk about bad hair….what on earth was laura linney thinking? she looked like an alien.
    i’ll give you the salma comment, her tits are fantastic. she’s got the best bod ev-ah…

  3. Mandingo

    What about Charlize Theron’s dress? It too was a classic.

  4. Pat

    Salma looked H-O-T!

  5. Amanda

    Salma looks like a Playboy “Oscar’s Edition” model; those things look: 1) like they’re going to burst out and punch someone, and 2) once they’re free, they will be somewhere around her knees.

  6. Trusty

    I’d take the punch…for the team, you know.

  7. Prentiss

    I think Scarlett Johansson looked good. She took a chance — I like that. Cate Blanchett is so classy, she always amazes me. Salma looked hot, but her hair covered up her pretty eyes. Halle’s hair looked terrible, like she didn’t even style it. Laura Linney is looking better and better. I didn’t like Hilary Swank’s dress until I saw the back! Whoa! Penelope Cruz looked pretty too. Kirsten Dunst was one of my favorites for the evening.

  8. Agreement on Hilary Swank’s dress… it needed a softer neckline and less severe coverage in front. The back was too surprising and out of context! Love Halle’s dress though.. so Grecian-inspired and stunning!

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