Orlando Bloom Mysteriously Appears On Jennifer Aniston’s Mexican Veranda

October 1st, 2007 // 7 Comments

No, that’s not a euphemism. This story is rather vague, but if we don’t report it and everyone else does – then we look like jackasses when he spirits her away on his sensitive ponytail steed after the wedding and gallops off into the…moors? Moors or maybe the highlands? Something in the U.K. you could gallop a steed over. Someone took some pics of Jennifer Aniston on vacation and apparently wisp of a girl Orlando Bloom is hovering in the background. Maybe he came over to say “hey” and lay out. Maybe he wanted to talk about cami tops and bikini waxes. Maybe he tapped that ass so hard that she went through the headboard. Who knows, but that third thing doesn’t sound likely.

Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom were spotted together in Mexico over the weekend. I think. Jennifer is again sporting a bikini and though the photos are from what appears to be a very long lens, these bikini photos may spark as much conversation as the last ones that showed off Jen’s still toned 38-year old body.

Maybe he was teaching her some elven magic about how to wish a Hobbit curse on a certain St. John’s spokeslady who’s currently doing her head in. They’re probably just watching “America’s Next Top Model” and talking about their first kisses. And cheering Heather on! Yay, Heather!


By J. Harvey

  1. Ria

    Both of them together with a lot of other celebs to attend a wedding. He and Jenn share the same agent and publicist. I doubt there is anything between them. Geez, she could do better.

  2. Loob

    “Something in the U.K. you could gallop a steed over.”

    Kelly Osborn?

  3. Margaret

    This will still go around for a while, although both Jen’s and Orlando’s reps have denied it. The Sun is running a story with a witness. This is nuts.

  4. Cait

    Please tell me that those are new pictures and the ‘stache is gone!

  5. Jennifer

    Noooo Orlando! Stay single forever so that I can dream that someday you might be mine! Seriously, if anybody gets Orlando, it would be almost poetic justice for Jen to, after how she was humiliated. I think Orlando would be a great catch. He’s handsome, rich, young, nice. There is quite some difference in their ages though… But heck look at Demi and Ashton!

  6. Starchild

    There is no real evidence to support that there is a relationship. They were at the same wedding started talking like old friends because they did not know anyone else. I think that the tabloids are desperate for any kind of story because people are bored with Britney. I doubt highly that anything is going on between them. In any case, Orlando is still spotted with Naomie Harris who he has more in common with.

  7. LisaL

    I would be happy for them both. We can’t speak for them, of course, but if they want it – why not? They are both free, not in a relationship and they are (JA)beautiful/handsome (OB).

    Good luck and take care!

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