Orlando Bloom To Mug Woman Behind Him

Here’s Orlando Bloom looking to rip off your stereo and maybe your Mom’s silver. He’s with his girlfriend, model Miranda Kerr. They took Miranda’s Moms Therese to the Getty Museum in LA. Is that place cool? I think I need to go. Jennifer Aniston must be pissed that the wispy moustache isn’t hers to play with.

Orlando recently took Miranda and his poopstache along to buy a hog. They visited a motorcycle dealership. He’s a big hog enthusiast, despite breaking his leg in a previous accident. He’s been photographed riding World War II-era vintage bikes near his mansion in England. That’s a nice life. I’ve been photographed scratching my nuts on my couch in my third floor walkup in Dorchester. Orlando and I walk similar paths.

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