Orlando Bloom Acts A Fool, Crashes Car

October 12th, 2007 // 8 Comments

Orlando Bloom was out last night yelling at bitches, and then drove off and got into a car accident. Never go to bed angry and never drive your Toyota Matrix angry. Apparently, his driving skills don’t match his pirating or looking like a sensitive ponytail man skills.

LAPD tells us that Orlando was driving the Matrix when he was cut off by another driver, causing him to crash into a parked Porsche Cayenne. Officers on the scene report speed was not a factor in the accident, nor were alcohol or drugs.

TMZ caught Orlando Bloom last night before he got into a car accident — and something was definitely off about him.

Bloom was leaving Green Door, hiding in a hoodie, when he jumped into the front seat of a random guy’s car and started an argument with the man. It seems like the two were fighting over the man’s wife, though Orlando was oblivious that the two were even a couple.

The Matrix Orlando was pedaling was registered to his “Pirates of the Carribean” director of photography Dariusz Wolski. I guess he can afford to buy him a new one. We need to hear more about this weird argument thing. Why is Orlando hopping put of cars and arguing with people’s husbands? That’s not his style. He’s more Nick Drake “Pink Moon” tried homosexuality in college I wrote this song for you, Cassie.

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By J. Harvey
  1. krystyn

    interesting. Perez is saying Orlando was drunk and had a female passenger that was seriously hurt. Perez sucks

  2. As a New Yorker, I have a question: Is there a shortage of Chauffeurs/Drivers in L.A.?? It seems like none of these highly-paid celebrities can find one, and therefore must drive themselves. WTF??

  3. Loob

    As long as they avoided the Dodge Paprika.
    Stupid bloody car names… I dunno, these car companies.

  4. SkankyHo

    Orlando is scrawny and that moosetash is gross.

  5. Snowblood

    Wow, WTF? I’ve been skiming X17 and TMZ finding nothing of remote interest at all lately (besides the obligatory daily pro/anti brit drivel) except this weird Orlando Bloom accident/thingie. Those gossip-sites are all saying he was drunk, now if you here at A Socialite’s Life are reporting that the LAPD – (who truly don’t fuck around, BTW)are saying he was neither speeding nor drunk, nor on anything, well then, he wasn’t. Why would the LAPD let him slide, or make shit up?

    But he REAlly looked pretty weirded out- he appeared drunk/Xanaxed out or something in those pap pix and that pap video after the crash – but he may have looked weirded out for other reasons,maybe emotional/mental? who knows what – so strange. And he flaked on some conservation fundraiser or event that he was supposed to be a key part of the other day, assumedly because of this car accident.

    I wonder what the hell is going on with Legolas, here? ‘the hell, man? Something’s not right…

  6. Snowblood

    Wow, WTF? I’ve been skiming X17 and TMZ finding nothing of remote interest at all lately (besides the obligatory daily pro/anti brit drivel) except this weird Orlando Bloom accident/thingie. Those gossip-sites are all saying he was drunk, now if you here at A Socialite’s Life are reporting that the LAPD – (who truly don’t fuck around, BTW)are saying he was neither speeding nor drunk, nor on anything, well then, he wasn’t. Why would the LAPD let him slide, or make shit up?

    But he REAlly looked pretty weirded out- he appeared drunk/Xanaxed out or something in those pap pix and that pap video after the crash – but he may have looked weirded out for other reasons,maybe emotional/mental? who knows what – so strange. And he flaked on some conservation fundraiser or event that he was supposed to be a key part of the other day, assumedly because of this car accident.

    I wonder what the hell is going on with Legolas, here? ‘the hell, man? Something’s not right…

  7. Snowblood

    Wow, WTF? I’ve been skiming X17 and TMZ finding nothing of remote interest at all lately (besides the obligatory daily pro/anti brit drivel) except this weird Orlando Bloom accident/thingie. Those gossip-sites are all saying he was drunk, now if you here at A Socialite’s Life are reporting that the LAPD – (who truly don’t fuck around, BTW)are saying he was neither speeding nor drunk, nor on anything, well then, he wasn’t. Why would the LAPD let him slide, or make shit up?

    But he REAlly looked pretty weirded out- he appeared drunk/Xanaxed out or something in those pap pix and that pap video after the crash – but he may have looked weirded out for other reasons,maybe emotional/mental? who knows what – so strange. And he flaked on some conservation fundraiser or event that he was supposed to be a key part of the other day, assumedly because of this car accident.

    I wonder what the hell is going on with Legolas, here? ‘the hell, man? Something’s not right…

  8. Snowblood

    Erm – My bad, you guys, I triple-posted by acident. Stupid computer connection.

    In other news, Perez Hilton Mario Uglacio is repulsive, absolutely revolting, I cannot bear to let my eyes rest upon photographs of his abysmal image, let alone ever listen to anything whartsoever he might ever have to say about anything, or anyone, ever.

    Look, I’d rather get inside cellblock gossip intel from a lifer doin’ time in maximum security Corcoran or something, at least then you could be assured it was the real damn thing and not falsified bullshit trivial time-wasting smoke being blown up your ass, like this fakey-poo fat orangutang “Perez Hilton” likes to do.

    I wave my paw and say “Bah.”

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