E! Online exclusively confirmed the news of the Bloom-Kerr split, with a rep for Orlando saying, “In a joint statement, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have announced that they have been amicably separated for the past few months. After six years together, they have recently decided to formalize their separation.”
Orlando and Miranda began dating in 2007, and were married in 2010, just before Miranda gave birth to their super cute son, Flynn. OK everyone, do you understand what this means for me?
If you’re new to Socialite Life then it’s possible you’re not aware of my deep, undying love for Orlando Bloom. I have loved the man for 12 years, and I finally got to meet him last month when I saw Romeo & Juliet on Broadway. While there, I asked him for a hug, he said he couldn’t because he was afraid of a hug riot, but told me that I had his heart anyway.
So I’m gonna take full responsibility for this break-up because Orlando realized he needs to be with me. I do feel bad about the split, though. Especially for Flynn. That’ll be no fun. Also, that means all those kisses he gave Miranda last month were fake!
We’ll be giving you more updates on the break-up as we get them. For now, I’m gonna go back to bed and have dreams of being with Orlando forever and getting a LACMA membership. What are your thoughts on the break-up? Sad to see another one in Hollywood? Sound off in the comments!