Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr Are Splitting Up

October 25th, 2013 // 1 Comment
Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr 2013 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter

You guys, the day has finally come. Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are breaking up.

E! Online exclusively confirmed the news of the Bloom-Kerr split, with a rep for Orlando saying, “In a joint statement, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have announced that they have been amicably separated for the past few months. After six years together, they have recently decided to formalize their separation.”

Orlando and Miranda began dating in 2007, and were married in 2010, just before Miranda gave birth to their super cute son, Flynn. OK everyone, do you understand what this means for me? 

If you’re new to Socialite Life then it’s possible you’re not aware of my deep, undying love for Orlando Bloom. I have loved the man for 12 years, and I finally got to meet him last month when I saw Romeo & Juliet on Broadway. While there, I asked him for a hug, he said he couldn’t because he was afraid of a hug riot, but told me that I had his heart anyway.

So I’m gonna take full responsibility for this break-up because Orlando realized he needs to be with me. I do feel bad about the split, though. Especially for Flynn. That’ll be no fun. Also, that means all those kisses he gave Miranda last month were fake!

We’ll be giving you more updates on the break-up as we get them. For now, I’m gonna go back to bed and have dreams of being with Orlando forever and getting a LACMA membership. What are your thoughts on the break-up? Sad to see another one in Hollywood? Sound off in the comments!

By Sabba Rahbar
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  1. GrY

    Yep, its ALL your fault!!! : )
    There have been blinds since November 2012 that she had been cheating with Leo Dicatchaho (why I have no idea, he acts like a creep!), but who knows I suppose.

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