Listen, if I could have planned the Tony Awards myself, I don’t think I could have made it better looking than last night’s show.
Basically every actor that I’ve ever loved was there from Orlando Bloom to Hugh Jackman and of course, Matt Bomer. Let’s start with my husband Orlando. He looked so nicely tanned, like sexy foreign toast…that I want to butter with my body.
But wait! Wait! Did you see Neil Patrick Harris in drag grinding on Orlando’s face?
Cause that was basically my favorite part of the show. You can watch it below. You need to! Speaking of NPH–yay he won a Tony Award!–I understand that he needed to lose the weight for Hedwig and the Angry Inch, but he looks so frail. Still hot, but frail. And can we give Hugh an award for most magical person ever? Cause he was last night.
Seriously, I can’t even name all the hotties. In addition to Zachary Quinto and Daniel Radcliffe we had Adam Brody, Jonathan Groff, Tony Goldwyn and my musical theater crush, Ramin Karimloo. He’s a super buff Iranian actor who sings like a god. I mean, it doesn’t get much better than that.
Launch the gallery to appreciate all of last night’s Tony hotness for yourself. Who’s your pick for best dressed? Mine is a toss-up between Matt and Orlando. Matt because he constantly looks flawless, Orlando because he owns my heart. Tell us yours in the comments below!