In case you didn’t notice, Socialite Life took a little break this Memorial Day weekend. So today we’re back and recapping all the wonderful things we missed: like shirtless Orlando Bloom.
My future husband The sexy actor was spotted in Malibu this weekend, enjoying a dip in the ocean. I don’t know how he can get in that water, Malibu is always so cold. But then again, I’m a wimp when it comes to cold.
Also, I like his long hair when it’s wet like that.
Orlando’s son Flynn–named after Errol Flynn, something important we learned last week–also joined his daddy at the beach. No sign of Miranda Kerr though. So despite the fact that she won’t let Orlando date, they aren’t getting back together.
That’s fine, because everyone is just waiting for Orlando and I to bump into each other again, fall in love and get married. The future looks so bright. But right now, it’s important we focus on the present (past?) and launch the gallery for some shirtless Orlando action. He’s so perfect.