Orlando Bloom & Flynn Carry Toy Swords, Slay Our Hearts With Father-Son Cuteness
And no, I’m not talking about those plastic swords in their hands – I’m talking about their lethal level of father-son cuteness, which is threatening to obliterate whatever remains of my feeble heart.
So, how cute are these photos? They are DEFCON 1, prepare-the-armed-forces-because-my-ovaries-are-about-to-have-a-nuclear-meltdown levels of adorableness (note: this is a mere estimation).
split with supermodel Miranda Kerr this past October, Orlando Bloom has never looked happier – and with that bundle of joy, who can blame him? Fun fact: Flynn’s full name is Flynn Christopher Blanchard Copeland Bloom. Another fun fact: Flynn’s real parents are a Keelber elf and teddy bear, as mere human genes cannot produce anything that cute and cuddly.
Do your soul a favor and launch the gallery to see the father-son duo gallivanting in the city. And let us know in the comments below – who do think Flynn is taking after? I’m putting my money on Keebler elf.