Orlando Bloom, Benedict Cumberbatch, Richard Armitage & More Bring The Super Sexy To ‘The Hobbit’ Premiere

You know the best thing about The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug–other than it being about Middle Earth and based on J.R.R. Tolkien’s book, of course.

The very, very, very attractive cast. All of the attractiveness hit the red carpet last night for the Los Angeles premiere of the latest Hobbit film. As you well know, most of my attention went to Orlando Bloom. I love when he wears that type of collar. And even if he and Miranda Kerr are still confusing me with their relationship status, I know he’s mine.

But he wasn’t the only hottie there. 

I mean, it’s not a proper red carpet without Smaug himself, Benedict Cumberbatch. Too bad we don’t get to see him the movie. But we do get to hear his perfect voice. And look! It was like a mini Sherlock reunion with Martin Freeman. January cannot come soon enough to watch that show.

Also, Richard Armitage in a grey suit is perfection. I know you might not be attracted to him as a dwarf, but go watch the mini-series North & South and you’ll want to jump his bones. No joke, that’s real.

As for the ladies, Evangeline Lilyclearly stole the show in her silver Catherine Deane gown that she paired with Brian Atwood shoes and some serious bangs. So fancy.

Launch the gallery to check out more celebrities from the red carpet! Do you think Stephen Fry and Orlando caught a flight back to NY together since they’re both on Broadway? That’d be the coolest thing ever. Tell us how excited you are for The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug in the comments!