Million Dollar Baby

June 13th, 2007 // 7 Comments

Well, I’m not sure exactly what Dannielynn is worth, but I’m pretty sure it’s more than I will spend on my next three cars. But now that the legal battle over her paternity is over, a different public spat is continuing between Larry Birkhead and his former lawyer, Debra Opri. From TMZ:

Opri appeared via telephone on “The Big Story with John Gibson” and went wild, lashing out at Larry Birkhead, claiming he has publicly smeared her and has destroyed her “good name.” Opri claimed she got Birk the baby and made him popular and she deserves to be paid.

Those two should be going at it for some time. I’m starting to wonder if these two don’t secretly want to bang the heck out of each other. They’re so Sam Malone and Rebecca Howe. In any case, the baby is cute and Larry sure does love himself a good photo-op with his little girl. But then again, I would too, if I know her smiles are actually shaped like tiny little dollar signs.

More photos of Larry Birkhead and Dannielynn after the jump.

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By Lisa Timmons
  1. Kate

    I know I’ll be struck down for saying mean things about little ‘uns but that is one ugly ass baby.

  2. Vicki

    Love the Cheers reference.

  3. Bebe

    Let me strike Kate down because she knows not what she’s talking about… ???

    Dannielynn is a very cute baby. You haven’t seen many of her photos. She’s adorable. She especially has beautiful, angelic eyes. The photog just messed up these pictures with the “shadows.”

    Anna Nicole was striking. Larry is handsome. Dannielynn is destined for beauty.

  4. Sue

    Opri got Larry his baby. Pay the women. You signed the contract. Don’t act like Howard and Anna. You got your free house in LA (Greta) like Howard and Anna with Horizons. Larry, have some self respect. You look like an idiot on every TV show with DL. Stop kissing her every 2 seconds. I don’t like Opri, but if I need to win at all costs, I might make the call. Pay up Larry! Your story has sure changed since you got the baby.

  5. shadygoddess

    Anna Nicole had lips like a horse. Larry has had an obvious nose job. Dannielynn is not destined for beauty, unless by destined you mean “headed for” and by “beauty” you meant “the plastic surgeon’s office”. Hey, she’ll have the money.

  6. An

    I love ASL but WTH, is this new news?

  7. Jill from Western Australia

    I have read the derogaratory comments posted by many…hey…give Dannielynn a chance of a good life…DOPEY & HK$ only want money…VIRGIE is a “NO SHOW”….please give D/L a chance!

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