Oprah is Almost as Powerful as Jesus

June 18th, 2007 // 6 Comments

Before you get offended by the title, please know that I’m totally kidding. Clearly, Oprah surpassed J.C. when she started giving out free cars. According to Forbes, the talk show host topped their list of the 100 most powerful celebrities this year.

The media mogul is back on top of Forbes’ annual “Celebrity 100 Power List,” which ranks the rich and famous based on earnings and buzz.

Winfrey, who came in third last year, was the top money-maker with an estimated income of $260 million over the past 12 months. She last topped the list in 2005.

And seriously, y’all, she has her own magazine named after her. I could pretend that “Elle” is my magazine, phonetically spelling out the first letter of my name, but that would be delusional and just generally pathetic. Which, we all know, is so completely out of character for me.

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. eseu

    Your caption is offensive. But Lisa Timmons thinks it is smart. Couldn’t Lisa have used something like “Manner from Heaven” if at all they want to use some religious sentiments?

    But comparing Jesus Christ to Oprah is not it at all.

    The other time, there was this stupid caption entitled : Someone’s doesn’t want to be photographed” Can you imagine such zig-zag caption. What are you trying to say with your error filled caption anyway?

    Please try to give more meaningful caption in future.

  2. JesusIsMyHomeboy!!!!

    GOD DAMN eseu it’s not that serious its a gossip site where we don’t believe in being politically correct if you don’t like it go read prasie and worship gossip on TBN.com or something

  3. ohboy

    It’s not offensive, it’s funny. If you hadn’t apologized for it you probably wouldn’t have had that wacky comment at the top, but then again, what do I know?

  4. A

    Hey, that’s was the first time I’ve ever actually laughed out loud at one of Lisa’s Posts. I’m usually more into J. Harvey. But the whole car thing sealed the deal, congrats Lisa!

  5. MEL

    I FIND THE CAPTION VERY OFFENSIVE ALSO!
    I AGREE W ESEU

  6. Mikey Boy

    I am shocked and/or horrified at the comparison between O and JC. J/K I just like to use the words and/or together in a sentence. :D

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