Oprah Hates All The ‘Real Housewives’

Oprah appears on the cover of Parade magazine in a very unflattering dress and pose that makes her look larger than she is. Her cover also reminds us that OWN – the Oprah Winfrey Network – is launching in just a few days and will be on 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

And what kind of programming does she want? None of that Real Housewives crap…

She better watch out because Teresa Giudice will probably flip a table on her.

“I think so much of television is a minefield that just zaps your energy, wastes your time,” Oprah told the mag in an interview for their Dec. 26 issue.

“I happened to be on the treadmill one night and passed one of the ‘[Real] Housewives’ shows—I don’t know which city—and literally my mouth was open ‘cause I thought, ‘This is on television?’

“I recognize that there’s a whole group of people who find that very entertaining. I wonder for how long. I think that there are people who want to be fed just a little more.”

She’ll be surprised when comparing her ratings with those of any Housewives franchise…