Only Paris Hilton Would Mistake Cocaine For Gum

August 31st, 2010 // Leave a Comment

Leave it to Paris Hilton to think that a bag full of white powder could actually be gum. Or that she’s dumb enough to try to make people believe she thought it was gum. What an actress. A bad, bad actress.

“She had not seen it but now thought it was gum,” said an officer’s report.

It turned out the baggie actually contained .8 grams of cocaine, and now Hilton faces felony drug-possession charges with a Oct. 27 arraignment.

What a fucking moron.

By Justin Thompson

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