OMFG 4 Real: Justin Bieber Trading Cards

Here’s my problem with this: who the fuck plays with trading cards anymore? In a world where nearly every phone is ‘smart,’ people buy netbooks because their laptops are too inconvenient and Bieber’s demographic more being more interested in sexting than chewing gum, why oh why is the Justin Bieber brand being brought to the nearly-ancient hobby of trading cards?

The perfume wasn’t enough? Nail polish wasn’t enough? A book wasn’t enough? A movie wasn’t enough? So despite ALL those things, someone thought that trading cards would fill that Bieber-shaped hole in the hearts of humanity?

…Wait a minute…there are stickers in every pack!? WHAT!? And some cards create mini posters…okay, forget all I said. Trading cards are cool again. I have to go…