Oily Celeb Hanger-Ons and Closeted Celebs

December 3rd, 2007 // 6 Comments

Which oily celebrity hanger-on, who has been through rehab, is telling friends he’s found a new way to pace himself when he’s doing drugs? The bicoastal bum says for every line of coke he snorts he smokes 10 cigarettes. (Gatecrasher)

Which big Hollywood actress is about to come out of the closet? She’s been living with her girlfriend in a small town, where all the neighbors know, and the two are now engaged to be married. (Page Six)

The obvious answer to the first blind item is after the jump. We’ll let you figure out the second one.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

It’s Brandon Davis of course.

By Michael Prieve
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  1. whoopie pie

    Queen Latifah.

  2. voodoogrrl

    dug. Jodie Foster.

  3. alliecat

    Jodie Foster lives in LA, but Queen Latifah lives in a small New Jersey town…

  4. Sheabee

    1. Brandon Davis
    2. Queen Latifah

  5. Nezrite

    “Big” – I see what they did there.

  6. brooke

    I think it’s Brandon Davis too..However, I’m stumped on the second one..

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