Oh, Snoop. Still So Incorrigible After All These Years.
It’s nice to see the endless product endorsements and movie cameos haven’t changed Snoop too much. He’s still keeping it real, making sure to maintain that street credibility that made white frat boys across the country fall in love with him in the first place. Reuters reports:
Rapper Snoop Dogg pleaded innocent on Wednesday to charges of deadly weapons possession after he was stopped by airport security with what they said was a collapsible baton in his luggage.
Snoop Dogg, whose real name is Calvin Broadus, did not appear at a court hearing in Santa Ana, south of Los Angeles, but entered the plea through his lawyer. He also asked for a speedy trial.
A collapsible baton? Seriously? They’re going to all that trouble for nabbing him for a collapsible baton? How do drum majorettes manage to travel without consistently being charged with possession of a deadly weapon? Is it cause they’re wearing epaulets? Am I done with my inane line of questioning? Yes. Yes, I am.