Oh No! Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag Have A Sex Tape?

Oh, good lord. TMZ is reporting that Spencer Pratt claims he has a sex tape featuring himself and his soon-to-be ex-wife Heidi Montag and he wants to get that sucker out to the public!

Because there’s not enough horrible, disgusting things in the world?

He’s apparently contacted Vivid Entertainment and is asking for a meeting and I’m sure that Heidi will be livid once she learns about this. She’s already threatened to sue him over a tell-all book.

Spencer has told a friend that the alleged tape “makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur.”

I’m not sure who would even want to see either of those people without their clothes on much less having sex with anyone – especially each other!

Check out Spencer and some of his posse leaving the 4 Play Gentleman’s Club where Pratt was allegedly scouting for actresses for his upcoming 3D Boobs movie, “Tower 69: Beach Patrol.” It never ends with these two…