Oh James, I’m Sure You Tell All the Girls They’re Beautiful

April 20th, 2007 // 6 Comments

Because he does. Seriously. This guy gets AROUND. After his break-up with Petra Nemcova, he’s been consistently trading down, starting with Lindsay Lohan and now (ick) Paris Hilton. Even though Paris has been most recently romantically linked to “Desperate Housewives” star, Josh Henderson, it’s now old news, as she was spotted Wednesday night, getting frisky with James Blunt.

The pair hooked up Wednesday night in L.A., where they locked lips at the Roosevelt Hotel club Teddy’s.

“They were all over each other,” a source tells us. “They both ended up back at Paris’ house,” joined by her sister, Nicky, and Nicky’s boyfriend, David Katzenberg.

This is why I hate all those warbly, supposedly sensitive singer guys like John Mayer and James Blunt who pretend that they want to date smart girls with glasses, who are “beautiful” and have “bodies like wonderlands,” but really they just said all that crap cause they want to get famous and bone Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton. Douches.


More photos of Paris Hilton doing a little convenience store shopping after the jump.


By Lisa Timmons

  1. Applespice

    OMG I just laughed so hard at the ‘douches’ part.

  2. enzogirl

    Most men love bad girls – even greaseballs like James B. He is so fug and his music is lame. JB is hooking up with the youngsluts to keep himself in the media, since his career is dying. Now he is going to die of herpes! Thanks LL & PH for infecting him-herpes is beautiful…R.I.P. JB

  3. toto

    Isn’t the picture with her getting out of the drivers side door incriminating?

  4. selwyse

    great point about douchebag singer-songwriters pretending to like deep girls just so they can nail celebutards . . ..spot on observation!

  5. Stanford06

    Thank you, Lisa, for pointing out the dichotomy of the “warbly, supposedly sensitive singer guy”. You are absolutely right. As much as these “douches” try to convince the listeners and the critics otherwise, for them it’s not about CREATING ART, it’s about GETTING SOME ASS.

  6. rdiggity1

    what the hell is she doing driving

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