Oh James, I’m Sure You Tell All the Girls They’re Beautiful

Because he does. Seriously. This guy gets AROUND. After his break-up with Petra Nemcova, he’s been consistently trading down, starting with Lindsay Lohan and now (ick) Paris Hilton. Even though Paris has been most recently romantically linked to “Desperate Housewives” star, Josh Henderson, it’s now old news, as she was spotted Wednesday night, getting frisky with James Blunt.

The pair hooked up Wednesday night in L.A., where they locked lips at the Roosevelt Hotel club Teddy’s.

“They were all over each other,” a source tells us. “They both ended up back at Paris’ house,” joined by her sister, Nicky, and Nicky’s boyfriend, David Katzenberg.

This is why I hate all those warbly, supposedly sensitive singer guys like John Mayer and James Blunt who pretend that they want to date smart girls with glasses, who are “beautiful” and have “bodies like wonderlands,” but really they just said all that crap cause they want to get famous and bone Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton. Douches.


More photos of Paris Hilton doing a little convenience store shopping after the jump.