Oh, Britney Spears. Like You Need One More Thing to Do Poorly Right Now.

I know, I know, it’s not a big deal, but for real, she JUST shaved her head not too long ago cause she was tired of taking care of her hair. And now, Britney Spears was spotted purchasing a parakeet at a pet store over the weekend. It’s like she’s using the reverse order of learning how to be responsible by starting small and then building up over time, by starting with a baby and then working her way down the food chain from there. Next thing you know, the woman will be getting herself some sea monkeys and an aloe plant to help bulk up her parenting skills.