Oh My Stars, Is Snooki Pregnant? [PHOTOS]

February 29th, 2012 // Leave a Comment

Our worst fears concerning Snooki reproducing might in fact be realized.  The New York Post reports that the Jersey Shore star is three months pregnant with boyfriend Jionni LaValle‘s baby.

On February 1st, Snooki was outraged over speculation that she was with child, but it turns out she just wanted to keep the news under wraps because it was so early.  Babies don’t come cheap, and Snooki wants to market herself as “the next Kourtney Kardashian,” according to the Post.  In fact, she might already have signed a deal with Us Weekly to announce the pregnancy.  Gross.

The meatball trash bag just began shooting her Shore spin-off with the more competent Jwoww, and this news sure does throw a wrench in MTV’s plans.  ”MTV went into crisis mode after they found out,” a source told the newspaper. “They’re trying to hide it because it would greatly affect the creative direction of the show.” Duh!  The show is based on Snooki being a total drunk, so how the hell will her pregnancy make the show that much more appealing?
 
Adding insult to injury, E!‘s Marc Malkin tweeted, “Yes, it’s true. SNOOKI IS PREGNANT!!! mazel tov!!! source just confirmed the ny post story with me.”

That whole “Free Contraception For All” initiative is totally moot at this point.

By Kelly Lynch
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