Oh, Gurl: Mariah Carey Wears A Belted Tablecloth In Aspen [PHOTOS]

Mariah Poses in Aspen
Mariah Carey strikes her best pose for the paparazzi.
It’s that time of year when all we want to do is sing along to Mariah Carey’s Christmas album.  Instead, we have to look at pictures of her wearing…that.

Carey did some Christmas shopping in Aspen on Saturday (December 22nd) where she is spending the holidays with her family.

Carey is batsh*t, but she has earned it-Please refer to line one in this post.

Last week, Carey’s husband, Nick Cannon told Howard Stern that he dumped former girlfriend Kim Kardashian over her sex tape.  The two dated in 2006.

“We talked about this tape, and she told me there was no tape,” Cannon said, according to Fox News

“If she might have been honest with me I might have tried to hold her down and be like ‘That was before me,’ because she is a great girl.

“She’s actually one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. But the fact that she lied and told me that there was no tape?”

Cannon (and everyone else in the world) is pretty convinced that Kardashian helped to ensure that the tape was “leaked.”

Cannon said that Kardashian is “a great businesswoman” before adding that he still thinks “she might have even had a part to play with (its release).”