OctoMom Nadya Suleman Offered $1 Million To Star In Porno

OK. This can end now. We give permission. Enough is enough. Nobody (and we mean nobody) wants to see those stretch marks try to be sex-ay.

Vivid Entertainment — the production company behind Pamela Anderson, Kim Kardashian and former Miss USA Kelli McCarty’s films — has offered OctoMom Nadya Suleman $1 million to make her own little home movie.

Please, actually — we’re begging you. Make it stop. Seriously.

Apparently, Vivid has even said they’d cough up full medical and dental insurance for her family if she becomes a “contract girl.” (Shudder) We guess “contract girl” means (gulp) multiple pornos starring Nadya Suleman.

While this whole concept is horrifying, the chances of it becoming reality are slim to none (right?). Isn’t Nadya celibate?

Perhaps they’d slash the asking price to $500K and Nadya could make a fuzzy, soft-core versi–NO–what am I doing? Must not give them ideas!

Gallery Info: Nadya Suleman goes to the hospital to see her octuplets and then picks up fast food from Carl’s Jr.