Obvious Observations: Dog Mistakes Natalie Portman For Fire Hydrant

April 22nd, 2008 // 19 Comments

While walking Natalie’s dog, a random dog decides to use the lovely Miss Portman as a peeing station. She’s surprised by the outcome.


By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. April

    I hope he pissed right on her stupid vegan shoes. She is such an idiot, just like the rest of liberal young stupod hollywood. That dog in the picture is the only one with a brain.

  2. Brooke

    Wow.. YOU are calling Natalie Portman stupid? She’s got a Ivy League degree and excels at micro-economic studies… But that’s right… She’s ‘liberal’… so she’s an idiot. Whatever.

    As to the picture… It’s mighty funny…. but glad it wasn’t me.

  3. Chris


  4. Amy

    I have to say, some of her politics annoy me, but I respect her because she’s informed and she’s NOT an idiot. April, you are what gives conservatives such a bad wrap.

  5. K8WMA

    Amy: It’s RAP, not WRAP. Go April.

  6. Lillianne

    I love what a pure vegan she is. What a shame she’ll die of cancer from drinking out of polyethylene tri-chloride (plastic) bottle.

  7. stephanie

    ah whatever shes a good actress and she makes the money can’t be that stupid

  8. kasia

    what does being vegan have to do with drinking out of plastic water bottles?

  9. Yuck

    I love April’s comment. That is too funny. She is an idiot in the sense that all these Harvard educated liberals think they are better than all the rest of us when the reality is that they are so out of touch w/ middle class Americans. They have these socialist ideas that are going to run our nation into the ground. I must say that I do respect Vegans because of my love for animals as long as they don’t hate on me because I like meat & leather products. W/ that said I think Natalie is very pretty but very weird.

  10. say what?

    “They have these socialist ideas that are going to run our nation into the ground.”

    yeah, because the conservatives running the nation now have done such a good job of NOT running our nation into the ground, right?

    sheesh, please don’t talk politics if you don’t know what you’re talking about.

  11. Babs

    You know, I really don’t understand what is so wrong with being educated and having lofty ideals. Clearly this country is going straight into the crapper with the way the US has been dumbed-down. God forbid people with actual brains and ideas help out this country. But, mediocrity is king, right? Then again, what do I know, I only went to a State school… get a clue, people. (For the record, I’m a Libertarian)

  12. Sonia

    You know, Bush also attended two ivy league schools. Getting an Ivy League education is not very difficult when one is famous and rich. Furthermore, she does not excel at Microeconomics. Indeed, she barely knows the basics of it. She simply memorized a few facts when she decided to volunteer. Sadly, however, in her interviews, she comes across as inarticulate, cliche, stupid and lame.

  13. Travis Berzas

    Now, for the sake of argument, would this make Natalie Portman speciesist if she were to protest/ press charges as a result of being urinated on by a human?

  14. Travis Berzas

    By the way, due to my religious beliefs, I have no problem with being openly speciesist, what with man being created by my God, Yahweh, in His image, and my Savior, Jesus (Yeshua), having, according to the gospels, stated directly that man is more valuable than “many sparrows”.

    Before anyone deems belief in these, or any other aspects of faith based belief to be fooish or outdated or misguided, I would advise that they very honestly assess their lives and come to a realization as to exactly how essential faith of whatever kind is to their day-to-day existence, not to mention that, when you really delve into this subject matter, you realize, invariably, I believe, that nihilism is, in actuality, the only alternative to faith.

  15. Travis Berzas

    I no longer subscribe to the viewpoint expressed in the above post, and I apologize if it evoked any form of negativity. Thank you very much.

  16. Clever

    you nerbs aw so clever, you’re wit makes me laf


  17. Travis Berzas

    BTW, though it is not exactly on topic, there is another picture of Natalie Portman walking her dog, which can be found easily by way of an internet search, which demonstrates how naturally beautiful a woman she is.

  18. Travis Berzas

    “you’re wit makes me laf” HOW DARE YOU DIRECT SUCH A MESSAGE TO YOUR MOSHIA***cough***. Hee hee, just kidding. Well, if this was addressed to me, then I don’t know how to respond to the fact that I am wit makes you “laf”.

  19. Travis Berzas

    “thanxs” I would say thanxs yourself, but I don’t like to use words that are beyond pronunciation.

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