Barack Obama visited the ladies of The View and they had him explain how exactly it was that he was related to Brad Pitt. Obama told them, “I guess we’re ninth cousins removed or something,” and when he tried to play it humble by saying, “I think he got the better-looking side of the gene pool,” the ladies begged to differ. Barbara Walters informed him that before he came on stage, all The View ladies decided that he was, “very sexy-looking.” Well, since it was Barbara, it was “vewy sexy-wooking.”
Everyone had a good laugh, except for Whoopi Goldberg, who started nodding her head, “no,” as soon as Barbara got ready to dish to Barack just what a hottie she thought he was. Oh Whoopi, you need to stop pretending this is a real news show and just let the other ladies paint your nails and braid you hair, like you know they’re dying to do.