Not That We Had To Remind You, But Donald Trump Is Delusional

March 26th, 2007 // 4 Comments

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Donald Trump is nuts. He thinks he has the #1 show. More people are watching my colonoscopy on YouTube.

Ratings come and go, but megalomania and self-delusion are forever. Last night on The Apprentice, which you’re probably not watching anymore, Donald Trump was giving his wannabes their latest assignment at Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Hollywood. “They should put my footprints outside,” he told the troops. “I’m a bigger star than anybody. I have the No. 1 show on television.” (His declaration inspired EW.com’s Apprentice TV Watch columnist Whitney Pastorek to anoint herself the “No. 1 Writer on the Internets.”) For the record, The Apprentice came in 44th out of 97 network broadcasts monitored by Nielsen last week; it’s ranked 89th out of 197 series so far this season.

He is so crazy. I almost have to applaud him for it. Rich people who just say things that they believe to be true despite the contrary are more fun because they can afford to buy you a better class of liquor while they’re bullshitting you.

By J. Harvey
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  1. lookwhaticando

    Yet another celeb. that needs to just blend in the woodwork and go away.

  2. desertboy

    And when the network cancels this lame ass show, he’ll be saying he took it off the air because he wanted it to end “on top”.

    Can Mark Burnett only come up with one idea per year? His one idea this year is that one team gets to live in luxury while the other team lives like homeless people…he did it on Survivor and on The Apprentice…it’s the same show in a different time zone. Wonder why the ratings are falling for both shows?

  3. Cosina

    “Rich people who just say things that they believe to be true despite the contrary are more fun because they can afford to buy you a better class of liquor while they’re bullshitting you.” ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

    Not always. Isn’t that how we got into that mess in Iraq?

  4. Rhondy

    Donald Trump always gives me a good laugh.

    In his eyes, anything associated with him or his name is spectacular. All of his past women are “fantastic.” According to him, his current wife is so beautiful that other men lose their minds over her. She is beautiful but when I see her on TV, I’m not wowed. Then he had the audacity to say Angelina Jolie was not physically attractive. I mean, come on. All of Trump’s kids are “great.” His real estate holdings are the “best deals.” He’s something else.

    I used to view him as a serious businessman long ago. I also thought he was kind of cute. Now, I see him more like a celebrity with an inflated ego. I hardly take anything he says seriously anymore. He’s good entertainment.

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