No Matter How You Spin It, Danielle Staub’s Song Is Crap

September 22nd, 2010 // 1 Comment

Will she just stop pretending she can sing already? Gah!!!!! Danielle Staub, seen here in unflattering yellow at NY’s Fashion Week in February of this year, won’t stop trying to get us to hear her song.

First we heard the piano ballad version. Then we were given the dance remix. And this time, we were treated to Staub singing her song with girlfriend Lori Michaels on the Maury Povich Show.

But this version, folks, is the ‘pop remix’ and I’m sure will be STORMING up the Billboard charts asap! You can watch it after the jump!

Also, just me or is it the shortest song ever? Thank God! And what the hell is Danielle wearing on her shoulders? Is that a back bra?


By Justin Thompson
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  1. Stormyboo

    WTF 1st they sing a special version of the song for Andy Cohen on WWHL, which is an given visit, she is one of his housewives after all, then they perform a dance version of the song on a morning show on WPIX???? and now a pop version on Maury Povich?? I thought she was on the show because maybe Maury had found her birth mother??

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