No Matter How You Spin It, Danielle Staub’s Song Is Crap

Will she just stop pretending she can sing already? Gah!!!!! Danielle Staub, seen here in unflattering yellow at NY’s Fashion Week in February of this year, won’t stop trying to get us to hear her song.

First we heard the piano ballad version. Then we were given the dance remix. And this time, we were treated to Staub singing her song with girlfriend Lori Michaels on the Maury Povich Show.

But this version, folks, is the ‘pop remix’ and I’m sure will be STORMING up the Billboard charts asap! You can watch it after the jump!

Also, just me or is it the shortest song ever? Thank God! And what the hell is Danielle wearing on her shoulders? Is that a back bra?