Nightmare in a Stall

Old man mountain porn star Ron Jeremy is talking about the time he traded body part flashes with Paris Hilton and Bijou Phillips in a dirty bathroom stall at the Chateau Marmont. It is far too early in the morning for this imagery.

PORN legend Ron Jeremy has finally fessed up to what Page Six reported three years ago – that he, Paris Hilton and Bijou Phillips played a cheeky game of “I’ll show you mine, and you show me yours” during a party at the Chateau Marmont. Hilton “asked if they could see it. I agreed only on the condition that they flash their tops. They both said yes and took me to the nearest women’s bathroom,” Jeremy says in his new autobiography, “Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz,” out next week from HarperEntertainment. “We squeezed into an empty stall, they pulled up their shirts, I unbuckled my pants, and after seeing my [organ], Bijou turned to Paris and wondered aloud, ‘Could this be considered cheating?’ ” Jeremy, who says he’s bedded more than 4,000 women, adds: “Being a true gentleman, I never confirmed or denied the [Page Six] story. Later, at a party in Las Vegas, I overheard Paris loudly exclaiming to Limp Bizkit singer Fred Durst that she had seen my penis. So now I feel comfortable telling the story.”

Ron seems like an ok guy. He sent an autographed picture of himself to a friend of mine with the legend “Rock out with your cock out!” That’s hot. But I don’t see why he needed Paris to flash her chesticles at him. In the past couple of weeks, I’ve seen about 3000 photos of her without a top. At this point, her chest is appearing on those free penny saver things you find on the floor of the entryway into Stop N’ Shop.

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