Cougars Are Limber

Rraooww. Look at Michael Bolton ignoring all that oiled cougar flesh upended in his old face! Here’s Nicolette Sheridan and fiance Michael Bolton lounging around St. Barthelemy. Nic’s spreading tan grease over every surface imaginable and getting her frolic on whilst Michael Bolton ignores her completely. What gives? Sure, she’s 100 but she’s looking good for an older type. In fact, I watched the episode of “Desperate Housewives” when the tornado attacked the street and Nic Sheridan’s the best-looking broad on that show. In fact, the best part of the show was watching her run her cougar ass around to beat Eve Longoria at her own game and Felicity Huffman’s cry of anguish when she thought she lost her husband Gay Matt from “Melrose Place” and the kids. And yes, Nic’s got it over on Eva Longoria. Eva Longoria’s irritating and might be a ladyboy. We’re not sure yet.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online