Nicollette Sheridan And Michael Bolton Annoyed St. Barts

I want that one photo of Nicolette Sheridan for my wall. The one of her in the floppy white hat, with the saggy boobies. Staring out at St. Barts with disgust. Gorgeous! Nicollette and her boyfriend Michael Bolton returned from annoying the natives of St. Barts on Saturday. They stayed at the Hotel Taiwana, and the employees there were over them. Edie and Assclown were reportedly always trying to get money taken off their room and rental fees. And drove the staff crazy because Mike’s a vegetarian and St. Bart’s is a vacation capital not some agrarian farm collective for broke-down troubadors. They were so bad that the workers were telling their friends that they were a “bloody nightmare”. What do you mean, looking for deals? Nicollette might not make much dough for her pretty much semi-recurring role on “Desperate Housewives” but doesn’t pantywetting old ladies make Bolton a bunch of dough?

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