Nicole’s Runnin’ Things

Nicole Richie has forbid her sperm donor Joel Madden from posing for pics with any other women to prevent any squawking from the tabs. She’s got his ass on lockdown. Who can blame her. If I was about to shove a human through a small opening for him, I’d make sure he followed my every command.

Wednesday night, Madden went to celebrate the first anniversary of the Village Pourhouse on Third Avenue, and all was well until a party promoter wanted to take a picture of him with a cute young woman. Our spy reports, “He said he couldn’t, as Nicole gave him strict orders not to take pictures with other celebrities or girls for rumor purposes.”

Would a grandma be ok? Nicole’s trying to control the world. She’s going to realize she can’t when her kid grows up to be as annoying and snotty as her. And rumor control be damned – the second Joel sees a stretch mark he’s going to be onto the nubile nineteen year old in the third row. When she pogoes it makes her boobies look tremendous! What baby?

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