Nicole Richie To Plead Guilty?


What was the point of getting knocked up then? That baby was your best defense! Nicole Richie is said to be planning on pleading guilty or no contest in court today. Which means she would have to do some time. And I’m sure her crazy bra anger boyfriend and baby daddy has been little to no help in this case!

She will appear before the Court Commissioner, who will sentence her on the spot. Sources say Richie will receive a minimum sentence of five days in jail. By law, anyone with two DUI convictions must serve at least five days. This conviction will be Nicole’s second DUI.

Rich people – HIRE SOME F*CKING DRIVERS. Limo drivers do not care if you have pcp-fueled orgies in the back. Do what you will. But avoid getting arrested for DUI BY HIRING A DRIVER. God, what else are you gonna spend the money on besides clubbing, clothes, drugs, and DRIVER SO YOU NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE PO-PO! Yes, I said po-po.