Nicole Richie Has Plans

August 22nd, 2007 // 14 Comments

(Flynet)

Despite being jobless,Nicole Richie has a lot going on. She’s got a baby to birth, a wedding to plan and a bid to do. That’s a full day planner! Nicole’s telling people that she doesn’t think her and Joel will get married until after she gives birth to their anorexic baby with bad taste in music.

The Simple Life star, five months pregnant with her first child, is telling close friends that she and Joel Madden have decided to wait until after the birth to get hitched, E! Online has learned exclusively.

“She said she doesn’t want the baby to one day grow up and think she and Joel rushed to get married just because she got pregnant,” reveals a source close to the celebutante.

Keep reading for the real reason why Nicole doesn’t want to get married before the kid comes. It aint that nervous about what the kid’s going to think bullshit. It’s pretty obvious.

The Real Reason Is After the Jump

“Nicole doesn’t want to get married when she’s all big and fat,” the insider adds.

With Richie working her way toward her third trimester, her baby bump is clearly visible.

“She doesn’t want to have to get one of those dresses with a high waist, you know, just to hide her stomach,” the source says. “She wants to look gorgeous for her wedding photos.”

You KNEW that was why, as did I. This bitch ain’t the selfless princess she makes herself out to be. She’s the same ole Richie except we now know she can get impregnated. Getting knocked up doesn’t make you some kind of saint. That kid’s going to grow up thinking visible ribs are normal.

By J. Harvey
  1. mg

    STOP the music on this site!!

  2. woohoo

    I think she is great, Going to be a good mom. Who wants to be fat in their wedding dress ? I wouldn’t.. So i do not hold that against her.

  3. peachpie

    what music?

  4. STEPHANIE

    love he she is so funny in the simple life series
    i think people dont really take her seriously
    and so she doent care what anyone thinks go girl i think she’ll be a great mom and joel will be a great dad the baby’s going to be gorgouse

  5. d-l

    gorgouse???

  6. Zekers

    Yes, “gorgouse,” it means luvly or bewtiful…

    Anyway, I’m going to cut her some slack, she seems to be trying to be responsible with her health now…hey stranger things have happened in LaLa Land, CA.

  7. Gertrude

    I think she wants to wait, to see if the critter will be viable when it pops out. What if she went to all the trouble of getting married and the poor critter didn’t live? Funeral, divorce, terrible publicity.

  8. TheRage

    no, GORGEOUS means lovely or beautiful, but GORGOUSE just means you don’t know how to spell.

  9. stolidog

    mg is britney spears.

  10. Zekers

    Lighten up TheRage…are we not allowed to kid around here? I must have missed that memo…

    stolidog-I believe you may be on to something…

  11. peachpie

    what music? am i deaf? wait, no, i’m not. but i don’t hear any music. what gives?

  12. devil

    Gorgeous? Not by a long shot.

    Gorgouse? Maybe.

  13. me

    MAYBE, just maybe, keep your pants on and get married FIRST. Just a thought to all of you spreading your legs for anyone, and, oops! “forgetting” contraception.

  14. she used to be so fat suppposedly from quitting drugs if that did not kill the just say no program

    every bride wants to slim down for their wedding

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