Nicole Richie Acting “Simple”

May 17th, 2007 // 8 Comments

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This doesn’t shock me. I had this feeling for awhile now that Nicole, who I used to view as not as odious as her counterpart, has gotten a little too big for her size zero. Ever since I saw her starting shit on “America’s Next Top Model” this cycle, I’ve thought her ass was shady. She’s a shit-stirrer and probably fully evil. Now we have proof – she sucks. She’s a skeleton who sucks. She’s reported to have acted like the diva from hell’s cesspool on the set of “The Simple Life” this season. Why in the hell is she so entitled? Bitch is adopted. She should thank her lucky stars!

During the shoot, we’re told Nicole constantly showed up late, and upon swanning in would impose a deadline on producers, saying “You’ve got me for an hour or two.”

Our sources also say that Richie upped her unreasonable behavior to another level during the final shoot of the season, when the all-important “show open” was being taped. Nicole turned up “several hours late” with boyfriend Joel Madden, and then gave producers another impossible deadline. After a serious blow-out argument, we’re told producers had to call her agents just to get her to stay on-set.

Of course, bonerack’s rep denied the the whole thing. A likely story. Fire her ass! What else does she do, really? She’s not charismatic, she’s not an actress or a singer. She’s just able to afford nice clothes and get into clubs because her Dad is rich. She just shows up malnourished and goes “ehhhhh” at things and sorta reacts. Wait, I think she penned some shitty book. Great, that’s a reason for people to put up with her ass. REPLACE HER. Dude, put Tara Reid in her place. She needs the work and you’d probably get more viewers. A lot of people want to see a chick fall face-first out of a limo. THAT’s entertainment.

By J. Harvey
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  1. vinn-e

    ROTFLMFAO!!!

  2. J

    friggin hilarious. who is this girl to act so damn entitled? my dad this my dad that – as if she’s really lionel ritchie’s child. you mean the guy who used to lead up the band on the wayne brady show? because we know HE’S your real dad.

  3. give her a break...

    As long as she continues to dress hollywood cool and eat/look healthy I’m a total fan.

  4. Jamie

    Yeah, I don’t know if you’ve actually seen The Simple Life, but Nicole is a big part of the fun, so I’d have to disagree that they can just replace her.

    Obviously, having not seen the upcoming season I couldn’t say if it will remain that way, but she’s always been a lot more outspokenly inappropriate than Paris.

  5. CarrieFever

    yeah i have to agree Nicole for me is the show she is funny as hell!!

  6. KAT

    ‘DRESS HOLLYWOOD AND LOOK HEALTHY”. NICOLE LOOKS LIKE AN ANOREXIC SKELETON! SHE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO MEAT ON HER BRITTLE BONES, AND DRESSES IN CLOTHES THAT ONLY EXACERBATE HER BONY FRAME. WHO WANTS TO SEE BONES JUTTING FROM ALL ANGLES ON ANYBODY? REALITY CHECK: THIS SLAG IS AS UNHEALTHY AS A PERSON CAN GET WITHOUT BEING DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. give her a break...

    To Kat
    My response was in hopes that she will BEGIN to dress better and perhaps gain a little weight. I believe recent pictures of her are better.

  8. lexface2003

    Nicole Richie is someone who needs constant validation. If its not from her skanky side kick Paris, its from her uncaring, barely there, father who is a laghable few hit singles from the 70s and 80′s since, she started trouble on her lame series the simple life, that seems to be all Nicole can do, other than starve herself and apparently give great head… she’s been proposed to twice in the past couple years. This last one being Joel… ha ha, so f-ing lame. He’s only with her because he was pent up for the past few years being with overly prim Hilary… the blood hasnt rushed back up to his head yet… just wait.

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