Nicole Richie’s Come A Long Way Baby

October 29th, 2007 // 8 Comments

Nicole Richie is enjoying the occasional cigarette whilst pregnant. Hey, so what? Ri-Ri Harvey smoked while she was pregnant and look how well I turned out! Oh jesus, that child is in serious trouble.

Mommy-to-be Nicole Richie. 3:30 p.m. Pony tail, black jeans, waistcoat. Exits DaSilvano with one young girl, one middle-age lady. On the sidewalk, after checking who’s at which outdoor tables, she lights up. They jump into a waiting black Caddy Escalade, Nicole into the front seat. Still smoking.

Three days later, 7:30 p.m., Nobu. For somebody who doesn’t eat, she sure frequents lots of restaurants. She’s there with the baby in the bun’s father. They leave. Outside she lights up again.

That’s incredibly classy. I hope her kid comes out with a tracheotomy hole. That’ll learn her! What a selfish bitch. She probably reasoned “well, you know, I gave up drinking and taking pills. I need ONE thing to get me through this trying time!” God, there should be a test and licensing process for breeding for these putrids. I know that sounds fascist, but can you picture these people’s children in thirty years? Terrible bands, doing every drug in sight and running people over in the street without any fear of reprisal. It’s gonna be like Death Race 2000 with snottier drivers.

Photos: Flynet Online

By J. Harvey
  1. stolidog

    Death Race 2000. A classic if ever there was one.

  2. a lot of obgyn’s will tell their patients that smoke not to quit because of the stress it will cause the baby. The stress of quitting smoking can actually cause more problems than the smoking itself….quitting can cause a woman to miscary… I know this sounds stupid but a few of my friends were told this.

  3. brittany

    it’s really not THAT big of a deal. a lot of people smoke while pregnant. it’s not like it’s going to affect her baby any worse because people with cameras follow her around. i feel bad for the kid because it’s obviously going to grow up emotionally abused and neglected

  4. maureen

    I just love how protective Joel is of her and their unborn. She’s the cutest girl in the world.

  5. emily

    maureen if he is so protective why is he letting her smoke. I dont really care that she is smoking because that kid is fuck no matter what, but in that interview she said she was doing everything by the book they tell you NOT to smoke. Although she never said that she knew how to read well if at all.
    This is really irrelivent but the bitch needs a nose job.

  6. StudentMD

    Brittany,

    Smoking while pregnant really IS a big deal. Babies born to mothers who smoke are, on average, smaller at birth and have lower APGAR scores (and FYI, small skinny babies are not preferable, and the APGAR is a quick assessment of infant health done right after birth). Children of parents who smoke have higher rates of allergies and asthma, poorer lung function and more upper respiratory tract infections than children of parents who do not smoke.

    Don’t smoke if you’re trying to get pregnant. Then you won’t have to decide to quit once you do.

  7. Interloper

    Is Joel trying to morph into Justin Timberlake? He’s got the fug part down but really, dude…no. Shave and put down the hat. On second thoughts, hiding his face might be an IMPROVEMENT.

    So she smokes while pregnant. That’s really the worst of the unborn kid’s worries. Who the hell knows what Britney was doing during her pregnancy and her kids came out with all their extremities. Not that they stand much chance with KFed and the Cupcake as parents but hey.

  8. Interloper

    Is Joel trying to morph into Justin Timberlake? He’s got the fug part down but really, dude…no. Shave and put down the hat. On second thoughts, hiding his face might be an IMPROVEMENT.

    So she smokes while pregnant. That’s really the least of the unborn kid’s worries. Who the hell knows what Britney was doing during her pregnancy and her kids came out with all their extremities. Not that they stand much chance with KFed and the Cupcake as parents but hey.

    /edited for moronism

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