BREAKING: Nicole Richie Looking Awfully Pregnant

June 14th, 2007 // 19 Comments

It looks like the real deal here, with Nicole sporting an awfully healthy-looking frame, as well as some actual cleavage. Celebrity Babylon got a hold of these pix of Nicole yesterday in West Hollywood on her way to meet up with her guy, Joel Madden. Now, I’m only assuming the kid is his, otherwise it seems highly irregular that these two would still be dating if it weren’t. How on earth did Nicole defy the laws of nature and get herself impregnated? Lord only knows. But maybe the more important question would be, “How is this development going to affect her upcoming sentencing?” Very interesting, I tell ya. I just know that if Nicole does end up having a jail-baby, I want Tori Spelling to play her in the Lifetime movie that portrays her heart-wrenching story of motherhood behind bars.

More photos of Nicole Richie and her baby bump are after the jump.

(Photos courtesy of Celebrity Babylon)

(Photos courtesy of Celebrity Babylon)

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. this is literally why i love you guys!
    i mean! her preggers! hahaqhahahahahha
    THANK YOU!
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  2. peachpie

    …and lately she’s been wearing shoes on a regular basis too… must be protecting L’il Skeletor.

  3. sneaksy

    Imagine if she isn’t pregnant but just eating healthier. The pyschological damage is unmeasurable.

  4. observer

    The bloating of the lower belly is also a symptom of anorexia…

  5. smarterthanthat

    or it could just be the dress she’s wearing, whenever i try on dresses that are banded at the bottom as this one is they bow out in the same area!

  6. Cameron

    Pregnant or not, she looks better than she has in YEARS!!

  7. Lily

    It looks to me like it’s just her dress, it kind of bubbles out. But who knows…

  8. Lilliane

    no Naomi Watts looks awfully pregnant. Nicole looks like she just ate a bean burrito. Just wait a minute and it’ll pass.

  9. chucker

    Probably just going along with the rumors..anything for publicity.

  10. L

    Could be the dress.
    Or the world could be doomed.

  11. Looks like she has gained weight in her chest area. I don’t see as many bones as she normally has. I THINK SHE MIGHT BE?? Also, she’s not getting along with her mother, this could be why??

  12. Looks like she has gained weight in her chest area. I don’t see as many bones as she normally has. I THINK SHE MIGHT BE?? Also, she’s not getting along with her mother, this could be why??

  13. beauty_with_brains

    If she is, I hope she knows, you actually have to eat when you have another life living inside of you.

  14. Im suprised in a hood way she did not use her “choice”

  15. poisonivy

    She looks like she is drinking a fruit smoothie instead of coffee. That could be a sign of trying to feed the baby.

  16. dat_dOod

    lol Bitch is aint crazy, she know they not gonna throw her ass in the slammer if she’s pregnant. Cmon, it’s so obvious.

  17. NonWoot

    oh boy, wonder what day the “miscarriage due to malnutrition” post will be….

  18. hayley

    What a tricky, anorexic little bitch.

    Obviously, she is wearing this dress on purpose in the hopes that paparazzi and gossip bloggers alike will write this exact story.

    It would be hard to NOT look pregnant in this outfit.

    I’ve become completely impervious to the image trickery of Hollywood.

    I’m sure she saw the recent interest and speculation over her uterus and thought “this elastic waistband around my thighs will surely make my stomach look bigger and HOPEFULLY they’ll keep writing about me”

    Have you all learned nothing?

  19. Laura

    She’s gained weight? You mean like… half a pound? Cut the ridiculousness, people! She might or might not be preggers, but you can’t tell shizz by her looks.

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