Nicole Richie Tricked Someone Into Thinking She Can Sing And Dance

So Nicole Richie got offered the chance to play Roxie Hart in “Chicago” on Broadway. This would be interesting seeing as I’m pretty sure she can’t act, move or sing. She like had a book ghostwritten and she’s Lionel Richie’s adopted daughter, right? Isn’t that extent of it? “She’s definitely interested and weighing it out with the timing of the baby,” says a source. “It is in the super early stages of discussions and no decision has been made yet.”

“It would give her a reason to really show her talent and to stay in the new place in NY Joel just got,” the source says. “It also shows people are really excited about Nicole right now.” Oh, I can’t tell you how thrilled I am about her. Seriously, did she even audition or rehearse? This isn’t the “Vagina Monologues”. That she could talk about, if you know what I’m saying. It’s not a totally J. Harvey Is Stank Friday, because Iove this photo of them. The Photoshop gods were smiling down on them.