Nicole Richie Having A Boy, Spying For France

Look at her, all tricked out for espionage. That gorgeous bag is going to blow her cover, though. Sources are saying that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are having a boy. On one hand, this is good because there’s no mini-sociopath Mean Girl for her to mold into the image of her evil self. On the other hand, this probably means there’s going to be rich kid emo dick running around twenty years from now. Drunk driving his flying car! One clue that Nicole’s carrying a man would be that she received a ton of blue gifts (how orignal) at her multiple baby showers last weekend. The other would be that her friends are telling the tabs that she’s having a boy.

One source close to the daughter of music legend Lionel Richie tells OK! ,”Nicole is having a boy. She even has a few names picked out.”

May I suggest a few? Cokehead, Lyle, Demonseed, Jicole (see how I merged the names there?), Demogoblin, Rich Richie, Attache Case, Ernie, World B. Free, Dan Quisenberry, Radical, Lionel (after its grandpappy), Charlotte, Shoplifter, or howabout Terrortron?

Photos: Flynet Onilne

More photos of Nicole Richie arriving at traffic school are after the jump.

Photos: Flynet Onilne