Oprah’s Oscar special was last night . The gimmick was that she had celebrities interview other celebrities. Hasn’t Interview magazine been twerking that for a while now? Whatevs, I’m sure it’s fascinating. Anyway, Russell Crowe and Nicole Kidman did an Aussie reunion thing and the telephone hurler lobbed softballs and kissed her ass about Keith Urban.
When Crowe began to ask her another question, she interrupted. “Let me finish that because that will be seen as a superficial answer and I don’t like to give those,” she said.
“We’ve dug really deep. Three months into our marriage we had to dig really deep. And that’s what we are doing. We’re in the process of doing that.”
“Very courageous of him to just pack up his toothbrush and go into rehab,” Crowe said. “He must have you at the very forefront of everything he’s thinking.”
Replied Kidman: “You’ll make me cry now – stop it.”
Oh fer chrissakes. Let’s get real. Here’s the questions I wanted to see asked:
Russell: “So, were you bullshit when he tussled with his sideline hoe again?
Russell: “So, Tom’s gay, right? Just fess’ up. He’s a homeboy, correct?”
Russell: “Did you guys break up cuz he was gay, or cuz of the wacko religion thing?”
And Nicole shoulda been able to retort with this one:
Nicole: “So what’s up with you throwing phones at working people because you got some bad news? What’s up with that? What are you – an asshole?”