Nicole Kidman On The State of Her Marriage Via Russell Crowe Working For Oprah

February 23rd, 2007 // 5 Comments

Oprah’s Oscar special was last night . The gimmick was that she had celebrities interview other celebrities. Hasn’t Interview magazine been twerking that for a while now? Whatevs, I’m sure it’s fascinating. Anyway, Russell Crowe and Nicole Kidman did an Aussie reunion thing and the telephone hurler lobbed softballs and kissed her ass about Keith Urban.

When Crowe began to ask her another question, she interrupted. “Let me finish that because that will be seen as a superficial answer and I don’t like to give those,” she said.

“We’ve dug really deep. Three months into our marriage we had to dig really deep. And that’s what we are doing. We’re in the process of doing that.”

“Very courageous of him to just pack up his toothbrush and go into rehab,” Crowe said. “He must have you at the very forefront of everything he’s thinking.”

Replied Kidman: “You’ll make me cry now – stop it.”

Oh fer chrissakes. Let’s get real. Here’s the questions I wanted to see asked:

Russell: “So, were you bullshit when he tussled with his sideline hoe again?
Russell: “So, Tom’s gay, right? Just fess’ up. He’s a homeboy, correct?”
Russell: “Did you guys break up cuz he was gay, or cuz of the wacko religion thing?”

And Nicole shoulda been able to retort with this one:

Nicole: “So what’s up with you throwing phones at working people because you got some bad news? What’s up with that? What are you – an asshole?”

By J. Harvey

  1. EraserFan

    How about:

    “Hey Judy! You still ride your BMX with Goose and PJ?”

    Get on the ball J.Harvey. Athough you are still my third favorite chubby middle aged hausfrau.

  2. Kate

    Why so angry J Harvey? It’s Friday …. be nice.

  3. lori

    Wait….Nicole does NOT give superficial answers?!?!? Who the hell is she kidding…oh, right, just herself.

    And, can you physically cry if your face is paralyzed or will it just crack into a million pieces?

    Oh, Oprah, way to do NONE of the work and STILL get your name above the title.

  4. silvarga

    Too too funny,

    I think it’s time J Harvey gets his own spin-off deal produced by David E. Kelly. Something with lots of dream sequences, that’s a cross between Dirt, Ally McBeal, and So NoTorious…

  5. Unknown

    I say we replace Babwa Wawa with J. Harvey! Now HE knows how to ask the right questions!!!!

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