Nicole Kidman Got Knocked Up By A Waterfall

September 24th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

Here’s Nicole Kidman looking undercover in London after a performance of Ivanov. She’s claiming she got pregnant because she swam under a waterfall filled with magic fertility water while on the set of Australia. I think it’s time for Nic to lie down and get some rest.

“I never thought that I would get pregnant and give birth to a child
but it  happened on this movie,”  Kidman says.

“Seven babies were conceived out of this film and only one was a boy. There
is  something up there in the Kununurra water because we all went
swimming in the  waterfalls, so we can call it the fertility waters
now.”

This Botoxed loon is going to have women with fertility problems hauling ass to the Outback. This is probably some kind of backroom deal for Australian tourism. Her daughter Sunday Rose was not magically conceived by the Little Mermaid’s dad. More like a drunk with a guitar and bad highlights.


Here’s Nicole Kidman looking undercover in London after a performance of Ivanov. She’s claiming she got pregnant because she swam under a waterfall filled with magic fertility water while on the set of Australia. I think it’s time for Nic to lie down and get some rest.

“I never thought that I would get pregnant and give birth to a child
but it  happened on this movie,”  Kidman says.

“Seven babies were conceived out of this film and only one was a boy. There
is  something up there in the Kununurra water because we all went
swimming in the  waterfalls, so we can call it the fertility waters
now.”

This Botoxed loon
is going to have women with fertility problems hauling ass to the
Outback. This is probably some kind of backroom deal for Australian
tourism. Her daughter Sunday Rose was not magically conceived by the Little Mermaid’s dad. More like a drunk with a guitar and bad highlights.

By J. Harvey

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