Nicole Kidman’s Scientology Retinal Implant Revealed

November 30th, 2007 // 7 Comments

So THAT’S how Tom Cruise is keeping tabs on her ass! She’s her own surveillance device. Flashbulbs can do creepy things. She looks like she has a glass eye. Nicole Kidman could seriously supplant Sandy Duncan as America’s premier celebrity glass eye wearer. Nicole Kidman has revealed that her adopted kids with Tom Cruise don’t call her Mom. Probably because she has nothing to do with them anymore. You rarely see her photographed with them anymore, and Tom and Katie are always at their sporting events. You know Tom has turned them against her and she barely hears from them. That’s sad, but she can always reason that they didn’t come from her body. I’m kidding. Nicole says “my kids don’t call me mommy, they don’t even call me mom. They call me Nicole, which I hate and tell them off for it.” So she’s like “f*ck off, kids”? She should be telling her ex-closet case off. He’s the diabolical mastermind that’s controlling the minds of her children. Nicole also says that the kids are being raised as Scientologists but that she’s not going to “go there”. I like how Nicole is kinda upfront lately. I can’t wait to hear how Tom filed for divorce because she discovered him in her nightie and a wig.

Photos: INFDaily.com

By J. Harvey
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  1. lauren

    J. my man, please do keep me posted….

    and my kid calls me by my first name too sometimes, but i reminder her lil butt, that I AM MOMMY, if she wants a happy meal out of me… kids are so easily bought….

  2. Bryan B

    OMG! she’s got Laurie Dhue lips! Ladies, take it from a gay man: leave your lips alone! Make love, not lips!

  3. Bryan B

    OMG! she’s got Laurie Dhue lips! Ladies, take it from a gay man: leave your lips alone! Make love, not lips!

  4. Bryan B

    OMG! she’s got Laurie Dhue lips! Ladies, take it from a gay man: leave your lips alone! Make love, not lips!

  5. jesse d

    Hmmm she better shut up before he starts telling people about how she removes her FACE at night to have it steam cleaned and starched….

  6. Ch

    I really do feel so sorry for Nicole. Something happened here that she seems afraid or unable to share and one gets the sense that not being around her kids in a more permanent role was not her decision. I do pray that God blesses her with a child/children of her own so that she gets the chance to be a mother on her own terms.

  7. N

    a male friend of mine had a sexual affaire with Tom Cruise in NY, beginning 90′s.

    His overreacted happiness and overexposed relationship with Holmes seems to be caused by the fact that this relationship allows him one step up the 8 awareness levels in scientlogy fundamental beliefs, also referred to as “Creativity”. thus, imo, everything about Tom Cruise’s life is now supporting his one real goal: power within the church. which, undoubtedly extend the delusions of grandeur he has about himself.

    the 8 awareness levels are supposed to move away from personal profit into larger scales. however, Cruise seems to be on the same dictating, megalomane trip as many religious fundamentalists are.

    anyone who experiences a larger truth should not have to fail (read: live a lie) on smaller intimate levels.

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