Nicky Hilton’s Aging Celebrated

October 6th, 2008 // 2 Comments

Speck of a girl Nicky Hilton celebrated her 25th birthday alongside her hairy crib midget (but hotsy) boyfriend David Katzenberg, viper sister Paris, and the Pussycat Dolls (the Vegas version) at Pure in Las Vegas on Saturday night.

Paris is wearing what the Disneyworld “cast members” who work at the Haunted Mansion wear, I’m certain of it. She wants you to move the line along so we can meet our “ghost host” and she can have a cigarette and give the dude who works over at Pirates of the Caribbean a hummer.

Nicky’s party featured a three-tier cake and Paris wishing a happy birthday to the “best sister in the world.” Transltion: One who hasn’t written a tell-all about my tramp ass yet.

Click any image to view all 35+ photos of Nicky Hilton celebrating her birthday with her family at Pure in Las Vegas in the gallery!


Speck of a girl Nicky Hilton celebrated her 25th birthday alongside her hairy crib midget (but hotsy) boyfriend David Katzenberg, viper sister Paris, and the Pussycat Dolls (the Vegas version) at Pure in Las Vegas on Saturday night.Paris
is wearing what the Disneyworld “cast members” who work at the Haunted
Mansion wear, I’m certain of it. She wants you to move the line along
so we can meet our “ghost host” and she can have a cigarette and give
the dude who works over at Pirates of the Caribbean a hummer.Nicky’s
party featured a three-tier cake and Paris wishing a happy birthday to
the “best sister in the world.” Transltion: One who hasn’t written a
tell-all about my tramp ass yet.Check out all 35+ photos of Nicky Hilton celebrating her birthday with her family at Pure in Las Vegas in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Leona

    “Hairy crib midget”? Ewwww. Good luck with trying to sleep tonight. I’ll be sweeping under the bed for hairy crib midgets. Ugh.

  2. kitt

    mom hilton is supposed to be sober, isn’t she??? is that a beer i see in her hand?

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