Vanessa Minnillo Is One Of Those Girls Who Acts Crabby When Her Boyfriend Isn’t Around

March 27th, 2008 // 7 Comments

You can be apart for one second, Miss Baltimore Crabs! Vanessa Minnillo recently attended the birthday bash for NBA player Baron Davis at the Stone Rose in West Hollywood. Sources say she was acting like a total bitch to partygoers and fans alike.

“I couldn’t believe how she was acting,” a partygoer said. “She definitely didn’t strike me as the friendly type, and at one point a few fans went to say ‘hi’ but were ignored.”

Fans? What are they fans of? Her f*cking in a hot tub skills? Do they have conventions for that kind of fandom? What does she do exactly? She takes retarded photos with junkies. That’s about it. Oh, she’s an “actress”. Right. Sorry.

Vanessa was said to be getting her drink on, though. Hennessy was sponsoring the party, and she was downing the free cocktails like it was last call. Sources say that she rarely parties alone, so maybe she was missing her boyfriend Nick Lachey. She could have been drowning her sorrows in cocktails and stank!

In other bitch news, Jessica Alba was at the same party. And she was also said to be completely not into the rest of humanity. She sat in a corner, underneath her cardigan and covered in Lia Sophia jewelry. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but at least she has an excuse. She’s full with pregnancy. The only reason she seems to have been at a party was because her babydaddy Cash Warren is good friends with Baron Davis. So I guess she actually did the dutiful girlfriend thing and went out? Are you telling me that Jessica Alba is actually nice to someone? I….I don’t know what to say.

Nick Lachey’s moobs are starting to rival mine.

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By J. Harvey
  1. Millie

    Her “fans” are probally just young girls trying to get to Nick Lachey. Most people can’t stand Vanessa. She has a bad rep. She is just a desperate, talentless loser who needs to sleep her way to the top. WHen Nick sobers up he will dump her skanky ass.

  2. B.SophiaLoren

    This is how this hsould go down-
    Nick- “Jessica?”
    Jessica- (Breathing heavily) “Umm… Yeah, baby? I mean, Nick? I mean, who is this?”
    Nick- “I’m sorry. Vanessa’s a great fuck, and she lets me do her in public, but she’s a b!tch. You were too, but if you agree to stop letting your father direct of sexual intercourse, then I’ll get back with you.”
    Jessica- “Well, Nick, I don’t know. I’m with Tony now, and…”
    Nick- “look. He only dates you because of the knockers. He doesn’t even cuddle afterwards.”
    Jessica- “He DOES SO! Wait, how do you know?”
    Nick- “So. Let’s stop this now. We’ll divorce your parents, and get back to being Barbie & Ken again. You like Barbie, right?”
    Jessica- “YEAAAA! OK!”

  3. lj

    Someone sounds like they’re a little over the top over Vanessa. Chill.

  4. Fifi

    B.SophiaLoren, my you are quite the nutjob. They’re over, Nick loves Vanessa, and Jess and Tony are in love with each other. GET OVER IT!

  5. Craig Mandel

    I’m glad to see Vanessa Minnillo bouncing back with a new movie, Redefining Love. Vanessa definitely has that Hollywood charisma. She just has some kind of a magnet…people take the time to talk about her. She may not be perfect, but who is? She’s made wrong choices, but so have most of Hollywood beauties and hunkies.

  6. D-Lister

    Vanessa always acts like a bitch. She treated people like crap on TRL and she is known for being rude.

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