Career Highlight For Nick Lachey

He should just ride a Big Wheel around next. I like Nick Lachey. He’s a big dumb jock type (who doesn’t like those) but he still had the common sense to offload that dumbass he was shacked up with. The one with the constantly open mouth and the direct-to-DVD movies. Granted, his next bim wasn’t that big of an improvement. Who does softcore pseudo-dyke knife porn layouts with Lindsay Lohan? But she was a step up. Here’s Nick at the 40th Anniversary Celebration for Hot Wheels. I hope the check was big. He helped unveil a jeweled 23 carat car with 2,600 blue, white, and black diamonds. It’s commemorating the 4 Billionth Hot Wheels car. Who the hell plays with Hot Wheels anymore? That’s like kids who still play with marbles or the original iteration of Zelda on Nintendo. Why don’t you just play with two cups and a string as a phone? Lame! Jesus, catch up! Barbie collects anime, and Ken was just killed playing “the choking game”. Look it up.

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