Nibbly Things: Will Whitney Houston Replace Paula Abdul?

July 14th, 2005 // 3 Comments
  • It looks like the producers of American Idol are hoping to snag Whitney Houston to replace Paula Adbul. [Junk Feud]
  • When will Paris Hilton realize that she can’t faze the Brits and the Greeks don’t like her much either. [Radar Online]
  • Rob Thomas is more of a Brad Pitt man. Plus he’s offended by the rumors that he’s a Scientologist. [Dlisted]
  • The Butterscotch Stallion is embracing his nickname. Owen Wilson “proceeded to lick her (a dates) buttocks for over two hours.” The easygoing actor was hardly embarrassed. “It’s like, ‘Who cares?’ ” [Page Six]
  • We can all rest a little easier knowing Brad Pitt been diagnosed with a mild case of viral meningitis, and not the ebola virus. [AP]
  • Newly manorexic Tom Arnold softly chuckles as he contemplates world domination. [The Corsair]

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By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. C.K. Dexter-Haven

    Paris didnt want to talk about “…books and art and stuff…that no one her age would be interested in…”
    Oh God!

    If we are really, rally, really lucky, they will live in Greece after this absurd union…

  2. doofus

    does paris realize that people her age who actually have a life DO like to talk about things like that? you know, things for which you need a functioning brain to discuss.

    considering she never knew what “walmart” was until she went there, my guess is a big fat NO.

  3. Cynthia

    “Like, Oh my Gawd! Paris’ family just wanted to talk about things I know nothing about, like, art and books and things. I mean, I tried telling them I do not know what art or culture of any kind is, and I have never read a book in my life! But they just wouldn’t listen! I wanted to talk about ME, ME, MEEEEEE! Now THAT is what I know all about, you know, a not very deep subject!”

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