Nibbly Things: Whitney Houston Crashes And Burns At The Olympics

  • Good Lord, the woman sounds awful. This is probably why there is no campaign that reads, “Crack does a body good.” [fourfour]
  • It seems that Debbie Rowe may have violated her $900,000 agreement with Michael Jackson after talking about him in public. It’s all for the children, right? [All Headline News]
  • Kylie Minogue’s publicist publicist has now denied the wedding rumours, saying: “This is just not true.” Publicists have never been known to lie. [Female First]
  • Who is the latest “celebrity” to fight having their journals from being published? Prince Charles. Oh dear, let’s hope they include the tampon story. [All Headline News]
  • Colin Farrell is suing Candace Smith, a former “Barker’s Beauty,” who is in on an alleged plot to sell his XXX rated video. Ms. Smith is a close and greedy friend of Nicole Narain, the whore actress who appears in the video. [TMZ]
  • Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony may adopt. Otherwise, there was that risk of the beauty gene coming from Mark’s DNA. [Star Magazine]
  • The New Yorker pokes fun at Dick Cheney and George W. Bush with mock Brokeback Mountain covers. Tee-hee. [Towerload]
  • Robert DeNiro and Candice Bergen’s former maid, Lucyna Turyk-Wawrynowicz, was sentenced Tuesday to one to three years in prison by a judge who said the defendant was “cleaning out” her celebrity employers’ valuables while cleaning their homes. [AP]