Nibbly Things: Who Is Jessica Simpson Sleeping With?

  • Star and US Weekly get in bitch-fest over who Jessica Simpson is sleeping with, and they both seem to be wrong. [Jossip]
  • While we have know idea if Dick Cheney had some cold brew prior to “the shooting incident,” the reference somehow disappeared from an NBC story an hour after it was originally posted. [ThoughtCrimes via Gawker]
  • Sienna Miller hates the paparazzi, except when she has to walk the red carpet of course. Then it’s smiles, all smiles. [The Sun]
  • In the least shocking news ever, it’s been revealed that the marriage between Michael Jackson and Debbie Rowe was arranged. You don’t say. [TMZ]
  • American Idol is trouncing the Olympics in the ratings race. NBC is really missing Michelle Kwan. [ABC News]
  • “So I was like: What did you just say? And he was like: You heard me. So then I was like — POW! And busted a cap in his insolent ass for disrespecting on the office of the Vice. Fa real, homie: I’m Old School like that.” [The Corsair]