Nibbly Things: Violet Affleck

  • Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have named their baby. Violet Affleck doesn’t exactly roll of your tongue like Apple Martin, does it? If you want a slightly creepy look at what Jennifer Garner would look like is she was a cat and had kittens, click here. [Page Six]
  • We live in a world where Arrested Development can be cancelled, and Nicole Richie can be offered a sitcom deal. Scary. [Star]
  • Wondering what to get TomKat as a wedding gift? How about a Jean Louis Coquet coffee pot for $430? [Just Jared]
  • It looks like Katie Couric really may be jumping ship at NBC and heading on over to CBS. If Dan Rather was dead, he’d be rolling over in his grave. [LA Times]
  • Rush & Malloy are a little slow on the Alexis Stewart experimented with lesbianism story. We reported it two weeks ago. [R&M]
  • Rock singer Scott Stapp may have a little drinking problem. [Lowdown]
  • Laguna Beach star Talan Torriero had to use his dad’s credit card to buy the engagement ring that he gave to Kimberly Stewart. At least she didn’t buy it for herself. [Page Six]
  • According to Janice Dickinson, America’s Next Top Model producers “wanted me to be like Simon Cowell, but I told them I didn’t want to get paid to be mean, so I basically talked myself out of a contract.” But you are mean. [Page Six]